Inā he kanaka makua ʻoe a ʻaʻole ʻoe i hoʻopau i ka lauoho pubic i ka wā o ke kaʻina hana wehe lauoho laser no ka hapa nui o kou mau makahiki 20, he lauoho pubic kou. A pēlā pū mākou! ʻO ka lauoho pubic he ʻāpana wale nō o ke kanaka ola, loaʻa iā mākou ke ala ponoʻī e kiʻi ai i ka nānā a mākou e makemake ai. Nahele piha? Damn, hele mai. pae pae? Kūlana kahiko! ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻike i ka lauoho? He mea like kāu a me Kate Winslet. Malia paha ke kahi wale nei ʻoe i kou lauoho pubic no ka moekolohe a me nā hoʻomaha hoʻomaha, a i ʻole ua hoʻāʻo paha ʻoe i nā pale hou. maikaʻi nā mea a pau!
ʻO ka mea ʻoiaʻiʻo, inā he kaikunāne cis ʻoe, he wahine wahine ʻaʻahu lipstick, he transgender, a he kāne kāne ʻole paha, pono e mālama ʻia ka lauoho pubic. ʻAʻohe hapa o nā huahana mālama pulu ma ka mākeke, mai ka "ʻaila hulu" a i nā pahu waxing home. Akā, kū ka Meridian.
Ua hoʻomaka ʻo Meridian ma ke ʻano he hōʻailona e kōkua ana i nā kāne e mālama i nā mea me kā lākou pūlima uila ultra-safe e hana maʻalahi ai ka ʻoki ʻana e like me ka ʻoki ʻana i nā ʻaoʻao o kou lauoho. Akā, hana maikaʻi ka trimmer i ʻike koke nā mea kūʻai aku he ʻoluʻolu like ʻole me ka nānā ʻana i kou kāne a i ʻole ke ʻano kino - ʻo ia ke kumu i hōʻoia ai ka wā hou o Meridian i ka hana maikaʻi ʻana o ka mālama pussy no kēlā me kēia kanaka, "me ka ʻole o ke kāne, ka lāhui, ka ʻano. , makemake mālama, hui haʻuki punahele… maikaʻi, loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manaʻo, "heluhelu ʻia ka wehewehe ʻana o ka brand.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻae mākou - i ka wā e pili ana i ka mea a kāu pūlima e hana ai "ma luna o kou poʻo, ma lalo a i kāu" lua, ʻaʻohe mea e mālama. Ua ʻoki ʻia, ʻōpuʻu, a i ʻole i ʻoki liʻiliʻi i loko o kahi keʻa wiwo ʻole i luna, ua like kou nahele me kāu iho.
Ua hoʻouna mai ʻo Meridian iaʻu i kāna trimmer (ma ka malu o Sage, ʻaʻole i emi iki) a hoʻomaopopo koke wau i ke kumu i lilo ai ia i mea punahele hoʻomana. Ma waho aʻe o ka ʻoluʻolu a me ka ʻoluʻolu, loaʻa iā ia nā lōʻihi trimmer (Bare, Buzz a me Bush, LOL) a me kahi lau anti-notch, ka laulā kūpono no ka hele ʻana i ka turf artisanal. Hiki ke pale i ka wai inā, e like me aʻu, ke hoʻomau nei ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa i loko no ka lōʻihi o ka hiki. He ʻili paʻakikī koʻu a manaʻo mau wau e hoʻopōʻino ka mea ʻoki uila, akā i kēia manawa maopopo iaʻu ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e lawe mai i kahi pahi pahi me ka puʻu ʻole kokoke i koʻu pepeiao i kēlā me kēia lā. Booz, booz! Kokoke loa ke kohu.
Eia kekahi, ʻaneʻane hiki ʻole ke hōʻeha i kēia mea, akā kahi maikaʻi loa ia e ʻike koke ai ʻoe ~*~ ʻili palupalu~*~. Ua ho'āʻo hoʻi au ma koʻu mau kuʻekuʻe wāwae a ʻike wau he mea maikaʻi loa ia no ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i kēlā mau wahi paʻakikī a hiki i koʻu Venus makemake e ʻoki. Mahalo nō hoʻi au, ʻaʻole e like me nā ʻumiʻumi wahine he nui, ʻaʻole ia he ʻulaʻula, ʻakaʻaka, a i ʻole ke kāne. Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoa kāne sleek i hiki iaʻu ke kaʻana like me ka mea ʻoki lauoho pubic, ʻo ia kā mākou koho.
Pono nā kānaka a pau i ko lākou nahele moeʻuhane, inā paha he mau pua pua i hoʻoulu ʻia i nā makahiki he 70 a i ʻole nā pua ʻōniʻoniʻo wale nō. Hana ʻoe iā ʻoe - hana me ka ʻole o ka pahi pahi.
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Ka manawa hoʻouna: Nov-14-2022